Connor Desai: The questionnaire

Name: Check all that apply::

horses

stargazer lillies

beef brisket

cigarettes

gin and tonic (package deal)

ceramic figurines

j.d. salinger

Georgia-Pacific

i am legend (will smith movie)

legend (tom cruise movie)

david bowie

somersaults

jenga

Email: Danzig announces a reunion tour, you:

A) Scream "Mu-tha-a!" and dial up Ticketbastard, where you proceed to stay on hold for 2 hours until they tell you the show is sold out.

B) Promptly enter the following facebook status: "OMFG! Danzig! My life is now complete." However, you do not ever go to the show.

C) Who-TF is Danzig?

And now for a musical question of the highest order. Which vocal outburst is best?:

A) "Sha-na-na-na-knees" (GnR - Welcome to the Jungle) -or-

B) "Shi-pow-pow" (Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You)

Free-style it, baby: (i.e. "Connor! You'll never guess what happened!!! I woke up this morning in a Motel 6 on I-90 and I have NO IDEA how I got there. It seems totally implausible, but I can only assume that last night I accidentally...") Security Code: